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Current tasks (by priority)

Active

Chambraigne: It's shampoo for your hair, and your brain. (That's right, Al.)

Revolver: I'm hacking on this. New deadline, production-ready by July. You might see some strange peers soon. [Repo will be on git.fse as usual, and probably mirrored to Jithub. See also Revolver's cryptic description and Liberapay page and the kickoff announcement.] I have performed the cardinal sin of writing my own KV store. See below if you want to ask me why.

Revolver question: Please just look here instead of asking me. I keep getting messages and DMs where people are asking me "Is it going to do $x?" or "When will it be done?" I appreciate the enthusiasm, but please just look here.

Background

Lucre: Gotta make that dollar. Various tasks; don't ask unless you're the one paying. Feel free to ask if you want to be the one paying. (This item represents about as many tasks as appear on this page.) Much to my surprise, people have donated enough to Revolver that I can just do Revolver for a little while.

CofeSpace: It's goin' down shortly. Fixing CofeSpace soundtrack! A copy is starting shortly but will be slow as hell. I have enlisted friend help! I gotta bug him to get on LP.

fedilist.com open-source: Need to gut some of the the fedilist.com code to open it up, and needs some cleanup. (Mostly the same bits that need gutted from CofeSpace.) Crawler needs a rewrite but I think I'm going to open-source it before then.

Stalled

FediUnblock: It has come to my attention that FediUnblock is still a known thing on Canceldon, so I will bring it back.

FSE downtime: The server is distressed. Bumped the backup frequency, I am trying to get Revolver out the door so that I don't have to fix the hardware.

New CofeSpace instances: There's a backlog, but the shortage of server space has inhibited the rollout of additional machines. Cool guy graf has donated hardware, though, so once the broken pieces are fixed, the new pieces will be available.

CofeSpace front page: It's a mess; new CSS is done but I don't want the page to look too good until it runs well. I'd like people to know what they're getting into.

CofeSpace improvements: The bot is half-finished. Config generation needs to be reworked again.

CofeSpace open-source: I need to remove a bunch of code before I can release it, but I plan to make it open-source. Probably not as useful as fediverse.express or 10minutepleroma.

Being on IRC/XMPP: All this other stuff is higher on the list than adding a new thing to distract myself with.

Urbit: You can't install their shit without using binaries or an effin' curlbash.

CofeSpace honk: Maybe CofeSpace should run honk instead? Maybe Revolver will make it unnecessary.

Pinned posts on FSE: If I touch this, it will be to remove them. There's a migration that makes pinned posts federate that takes forever to run according to Alex, so I'm not running it. Please stop asking me about changing the configuration to allow more than one pinned post. Put it in your bio.

finiteCell: If I don't get some free time to do some more music soon, I think I'm going to lose it.

Expiry MRF: This will fix some of the CofeSpace problems by expiring non-local posts. This is half-done, I forgot where I put the MRF. Planning to put it on po-ast too.

Done

It's hard to take a shower: when you can't wake up.

poa.st: Notifications bug is fixed, probably.

RFC 822: Okay, fine. Done.

FSE scraper: Remains mysterious, but the mitigation is smarter now. Plus I guess they stopped?

IPFS stuff: Oh, that's right. I'm cooking up something. Wouldn't you like to know?

3 a.m.: ONLY J. R. "BOB" DOBBS STANDS BETWEEN " THE CONSPIRACY " AND TOTAL PLANETARY FREAKOUT!

cs2: Moving to zeke, thanks to graf!

gw: Moving to zeke, thanks to graf!

fedilist/cofespace: These machines are Slackware because every time I argue with systemd, systemd only grows stronger.

status page: I have made a status page, and fixed the links.

How it is going: This is how I am, Dennis. I'm destroying the planet. And I'm having a sale.

bae.st: Some people are stuck on "follow requested", but that seems to have been mostly resolved now. Try to cancel and resend if it's stuck.

fedilist.com: Crawler's back up! Moved to another machine.

WHAT NO: DAN? NO. HORSES? NO.

A predatory flautist that murdered children in a cave: It has all that going for it.

Tea: I drink tea like a motherfucker.

They Live: We Sleep

Los Angeles, 2029: There's still time to make Terminator happen.

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