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I'M A GOD: HOW CAN YOU KILL A GOD? WHAT A GRAND AND INTOXICATING INNOCENCE.
Lucre: Gotta make that dollar. Hit me up if you need some shit made. I will be hacking on Revolver for the foreseeable future and will disregard other work if donations can pay my bills. (BTC: 1BZz3ndJUoWhEvm1BfW3FzceAjFqKTwqWV , XMR: 49xUkKxp7QMjNodSvSbNRvZHevtBC7XM5iqFcHHrGuirhoSxUvmKtqC9tMFsDcpkqkK27bAGEjWz6WQhjZPMzog15svFBsY , QR codes on the kickoff announcement post, also there's Liberapay.)
Revolver: I'm hacking on this. Schedule slip dance party! CONTINUE DANCING UNTIL THE SOFTWARE IS RELEASED. [Kickoff announcement.] THE APOTHEOSIS HAS BEGUN: WITNESS IT! OR WITNESS IT IN GRAFANA OVER TOR!
I don't like the status page!: 
"Is this a thing I care about?"
Background
Meta Facebook Instagram Threads Dot Net Dot Com: Nothing they are doing can possibly stop anything I am doing, and they are probably just taking a shot at Twitter instead of trying to kill or mine fedi. A shark could kill you and would be glad to kill you, but it's in the ocean and you are at a computer, so you shouldn't worry about the shark until you are in the ocean and it notices you. Facebook is doing whitelist-only federation and they only care about instances with high user counts and they think they're going to plaster ads on Masto instances, so they don't understand fedi. It has yet to be demonstrated that a corporation that size can understand fedi.
Every question I have gotten about Nostr: Yes, I have seen it. No, I haven't played with it. No, it is not like Revolver. Yes, I plan to look at it later and see if I can integrate the protocol into Revolver (my gut feeling is that it can be done fairly easily). Yes, I think it would be cool to make Revolver speak Nostr. No, I don't think the feds created it. Yes, I do think that relaying full posts will cause problems that relaying just blocks does not. Yes, I think relaying posts moves liability to the person that is doing the relaying (that is, clients). Yes, this can be used to build a graph of your connections for any relay you connect to. Yes, that's probably fine for some people. No, I have not demonstrated it but their architectural documentation seems to indicate it. No, that is not what I am making because it does not solve my problems. No, I do not care what ZeroHedge says about Nostr.
Stalled
Being on XMPP: All this other stuff is higher on the list than adding a new thing to distract myself with.
finiteCell: If I don't get some free time to do some more music soon, I think I'm going to lose it.
Done
FSE downtime: Server replaced. It's all ARM now! Zero downtime so far. BEHOLD!
TIP: RECKLESSNESS IS REWARDED
are you even do?: sit down and SHOT , you need to eat a lit match too get SO BAD that everyone will be BURNED with NO ESCAPE
It's hard to take a shower: when you can't wake up.
poa.st: Notifications bug is fixed, probably.
RFC 822: Okay, fine. Done.
FSE scraper: Remains mysterious, but the mitigation is smarter now. Plus I guess they stopped?
3 a.m.: ONLY J. R. "BOB" DOBBS STANDS BETWEEN " THE CONSPIRACY " AND TOTAL PLANETARY FREAKOUT!
Chambraigne: It's shampoo for your hair, and your brain. (That's right, Al.)
status page: I have made a status page, and fixed the links.
How it is going: This is how I am, Dennis. I'm destroying the planet. And I'm having a sale.
WHAT NO: DAN? NO. HORSES? NO.
A predatory flautist that murdered children in a cave: It has all that going for it.
Tea: I drink tea like a motherfucker.
They Live: We Sleep
Los Angeles, 2029: There's still time to make Terminator happen.
WHY CAN'T I SOLVE THE CUBE: MY HIGHER-ORDER REPRESENTATION IS BROKEN
